Funny headline for online dating profile

It honestly looks like random candid shots of me doing stuff.

I enjoy big family gatherings or large groups of laughing friends or intimate evenings alone getting close. One full body shot and one of you actively doing something...hiking would be good. Here is the truth...generally pick who they will contact by pictures alone and then they look at the profile as a way in. Just I am looking for an active guy, great sense of humor and so on.) and I have one pic of my daughter playing with our dog. Basic Info is: Status: Divorced Have kids: 1 kid, lives at home Want kids: Dont want kids but OK if partner has kids Ethnicity: White Body: About average Height: 56 Faith: Spiritual but not religions (I figured agnostic was a bit too hardcore in the bible belt) Smoke: No way Drink: Social Headline: I enjoy most anything. I am highly self-sufficient but then again, necessity is the mother of invention.I'm still perfectly happy for you to open the door or carry in the heavy bag even if I am completely capable of both.I want someone with good teeth and good hygiene - doesn't have to be in a toothpaste commercial, just normal. Same with his body - I love the Dad bod like the weekend warrior types.A little softness, not cut but stays relatively active. Aside from teeth, that is addressed in the basic section - average build, non-smoker, social drinker, workout 3-5x a week. I like it if he has his own hobbies, some I might try and join in; otherwise I can keep myself occupied with my own stuff.