cause it it's two-ply I'll take one ply, one ply, one, one puny little ply, I'll take one measly ply JANE look, I don't have a square and I don't have a ply (flushing and leaving) Elaine no no, no no, don't don't, I beg you (the movie theater) JERRY (eating pop corn) hmm I love this artificial flavoring I like it better than butter I think it's more consistent JANE you would not believe what just happened to me in the bathroom JERRY what? TONY my popcorn, you were supposed to get me popcorn what? ELAINE you would not believe what just happened to me in the bathroom JANE I mean.. (Jerry's apt.) (Jerry's at his computer) (Kramer enters) KRAMER hey JERRY hey KRAMER hey guy, can I use your phone in your bedroom? KRAMER look come on, let me use it, 5 minutes, I'll pay you back huh? I looked for you, I didn't see you ELAINE I looked for you too, I was all the way over on the side JERRY oh with huh.. Tony ELAINE yeah JERRY hey hey (fooling around with his collar) ELAINE yeah, all right ok JERRY Tony, hey hey (continues fooling) ELAINE that's nice. ELAINE so I ask this woman in the stall next to me for some and she refuses! JERRY yeah ELAINE so listen, what happened last night with Jane? choked on a jujube (Jerry's car) ELAINE you know I hate to tell you this, but it's time to defrost that freezer JERRY I know, I just can't bring myself to do it meanwhile that freezer keeps getting smaller and smaller (she smiles) (Elaine looks at her watch) oh, don't wanna keep Tony waiting ELAINE hey you got a problem with Tony? George is like a school girl around him (Monk's) TONY so I said huh.. (offering pop corn to Jane) (elsewhere in the same theater) ELAINE hey TONY hey hey? a person needs a certain amount of toilet paper to be covered.. Listen, listen to this I am in the bathroom, right before the movie starts JERRY huh huh ELAINE I'm in the stall and there's no toilet paper JERRY no what? ho ho JERRY well maybe she couldn't spare it ELAINE a square? hat should be fun JERRY yeah that should be real fun ELAINE you know what, it's getting late, can I call Tony? (Jerry approaches and listens to the phone with Elaine) KRAMER (on the phone) what about the driver? KRAMER oh that wouldn't be very good JERRY (on the phone) hey Andre, get the hell off the phone! "hey dude, you better step off" (Tony takes his cap and wears it backwards) GEORGE "step off"? wow, that is too much hey.hey (George turns the cap his wearing backwards like Tony) Tony, I huh, I just had this brainstorm for us.
A home cook and author as well as the charity founder, Jessica Seinfeld released Allegedly more than a dozen of the same recipe ideas in Seinfeld's book appeared in another author's cookbook published earlier in the year. Seinfeld has been active on social media, particularly on Instagram, where she portrays the family's adorable dachshunds, their friends, and mouthwatering food and recipes.
Taking to motherhood and empathizing with others less fortunate, in 2001, after the birth of her first child, Mrs. This charity provides clothing and gear for the infants and young children of poor, abused, addicted, and homeless families.
The organization since has donated over 16 million items, created a national network to help those in need in local communities, and created a volunteer force of more than 37,000 individuals.
Whether it be how to decide who to date, or what to do after you have begun to date somebody not worth your while, "Seinfeld" offers many pieces of advice.
Shoshanna Lonstein was 17, a high school senior when she was approached by superstar Jerry Seinfeld and after a short conversation, she gave her phone number to the comedian, sparking a relationship that would begin around her high school graduation and end right after her college one.